by John Olson
Yesterday, I went to see the picture framer. I asked him if he could frame a color for me.
What color, he asked.
Strawberry, I said.
You mean red.
Yes. Red. But not just any red. The red of strawberries. Strawberries on a June morning with the dew still on them. Lush strawberries. Big strawberries. Strawberries drugged by a cocaine sun.
Let me see your sample.
I showed him the sheet of paper that I had folded in my pocket. He looked confused.
This paper is blank, he said.
Yes, I said. You have to imagine the color of strawberries. There is nothing literal about the color of strawberries. It is a beauty too celestial for this world. It can only be imagined.
I see, he said. I believe I can do that. What kind of frame would you like?
I pointed at a walnut frame with a satin finish.
Fine, excellent choice, he said. I can have it ready for you tomorrow.
I returned the next day. He showed me the frame. And the color within the frame.
It's perfect, I said. How did you do it?
I imagined strawberries. I imagined them lush and wet with dew. I imagined them among green leaves in a plot of rich black dirt. Then I imagined the frame. I imagined the frame dimensions. I imagined the miter box and handsaw and sawed the imagined wood into 45 degree beautifully imagined angles. I imagined the glue and corner clamps. I imagined the nails and hammer.
This is beautiful, I said.
Thank you, he said.
How much do I owe you?
$500 dollars.
I gave him five $100 dollar bills.
What is this? he asked.
Five $100 dollar bills.
All I see is paper.
Once more, I said, you must use your imagination.
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This was inspired by some recent reading in Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations: "but don't we at least mean something quite definite when we look at a colour and name our colour-impression? It is as if we detached the colour-impression from the object, like a membrane. (This ought to arouse our suspicions)."
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I'm a fan of Schopenhauer. This resonates.
Thank you, Alex! And three cheers for Schopenhauer.
Very unusual and creative--I love it. Particularly since I'm a picture framer in real life.
That's great, Susan, thank you. I love it that you're an actual picture framer. I hope people pay you with actual dollar bills than blank paper.