Of the FTC and the Human Condition
Humanity comes without a choice
of muted or saturated color,
without an owner's manual,
without a warranty, express or implied.
The condition is untenable.
It is a consumer's nightmare,
an existential burden
in soft skin with even softer innards.
And all examples end in death.
Where's the fairness in that?
My complaint falls
on soft, defective ears.
of muted or saturated color,
without an owner's manual,
without a warranty, express or implied.
The condition is untenable.
It is a consumer's nightmare,
an existential burden
in soft skin with even softer innards.
And all examples end in death.
Where's the fairness in that?
My complaint falls
on soft, defective ears.
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Real writing.*
Nice.
nice: My complaint falls
on soft, defective ears.
Tight. Great.
Speak up, I can't hear you. What, human nutrition? I usually prefer Coke over Pepsi, but not all the time.
Good topic. *
I feel ya, bro!
Time to get tough.
(Pumping fist, feeling like Che, and trying to remember where I buried the arms cache) (Just kidding, Mr. Hoover, honest... maybe, sort of, yeah)
claimin' me fave...
is true*
"soft, defective ears" (I first read this as soft detective ears :)
"And all examples end in death. / Where's the fairness in that?"
Great.
Strong.
Thanks to everyone for stopping in to read this and then signing the guest book. I appreciate your time and comments.
Finally got around to this. Glad I did. "The condition is untenable." Says i all.
Thanks, Gary.