Then You May Have Complicated Grief...

......Based on an ad I heard on the radio from Mass. General Hospital in Boston

Have you ever experienced death?
Have you been in grief,
past the cut off period
of six months?
Has it affected your life?
Has it strained relations with your wife?
It is our belief
that you may qualify
for a study of complicated grief.

Receive our treatment
and we will dry every
drenched duct.
There won't be a wet eye in the house-
you will reconcile with your estranged spouse...

Remember don't hesitate
grief is dangerous
after the due date.