Inelegant Corpse
by Cooper Renner
I lay naked on the floor, feet toward the door, so that when my wife entered she would immediately see that leggy thoroughfare, ending at deflated buttocks and chicken-skinned scrotum, and in her repulsion repel me from her life. How wrong I was.
This is darkly funny and in an odd way, wonderful!
Perhaps this is a good place to mention that image uploads are currently disabled -- I'm sorry about that, and we're working on getting it fixed asap. Sure would've liked to see Cooper's illustration for this piece!
funny stuff
good one, coop. I'm off chicken for awhile.
Well, maybe not "wonderful". I should have stuck with "odd". Still, it works. No chicken tonight for me either.
Wow, Coop, what a perfectly executed micro...love "leggy thoroughfare"
Agree, great micro, fully of imagery.
Dark, humorous, and elegant! Yes!