Ghostwriters!

(Sung to the melody of "Ghostbusters")

When your prose is weak
Metaphors clichés
Who you gonna call
Ghostwriters!

Characters they speak
Not much to say
Who you gonna call
Ghostwriters!

I ain't ‘fraid of no rejection
I ain't ‘fraid of no rejection

Lyin' in your bed
Imagination soars
Who you gonna call
Ghostwriters!

Best Seller Lists
National Book Awards
Who you gonna call
Ghostwriters!

I ain't ‘fraid of no rejection
I ain't ‘fraid of no rejection

Got writer's block?
Tickin' is the clock
Betta make that call
Ghostwriters!

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Author's Note

I was reviewing a draft of one my short stories. And I thought I could use an editor to go over it for typos.
Then it occurred to me that I could probably even use someone for more substantive fixes.

And that is what inspired this parody.