Potentially Naked Waitress

That a stripper's skill

set would be so readily transferrable

to waitressing was a bit of a shock

 

But the creamy salon toned

tan and the cutesy cock of her hip

as she explained to a table full of happy hour

golfers

what delicious items they could have

from this evening's menu

 

began to give her away

 

the better the flirt, the better the tip

as we all know regardless

of what side of the table

we have located ourselves

 

I felt sorry for her hair

 

She clung to the blonde bottle a little too long

but managed to keep the bounce and spin in her step

with legs that will only grow more tired

 

and eye contact that betrays no fear

only the hope of appropriately

generous compensation for her

energy and performance