Two minutes ago, you posted an update, I got an email notification that your relationship status had changed to Single; I called the restaurant and canceled our reservation.
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Appears in Monkeybicycle: July 2011 one-sentence stories.
Other stories by Ames John Gigounas
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cracked me up. i don't crack up easily. i also don't have a facebook friend account, only a <a href="http://facebook.com/speh.marcus">page</a>.
Nice! I want more! *
I'd have called a lawyer instead. Love those meaty lit bits. *
Laughed. Liked. *
Hilarious, irreverent and so au currant! Fave.