It is, it is, and it's so hilarious, I got a total of two (2) comments the whole time I was posting it here as a work-in-progress on Fictionaut:
Thanks Chris Okum and Sally Houtman! Your quotes are included on the back cover. I'll take whatever crumbs of approval I can get, apparently.
For those interested in further hilarity:
Knock it down to $9.99. You'll sell hundreds, nay, thousands more. Madison Avenue didn't get to rule the world by sitting still.
Can I get it as an e-book? Please tell me I can get it on Kindle or Smashwords or something.