Forum / A New Maxim

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  Chris Okum

  Jul 21, 07:26pm

  In the future everyone will be anonymous for fifteen minutes.

• 
  Chris Okum

  Jul 21, 07:28pm

  This quote is attributed to various sources, of course.

• 
  Mathew Paust

  Jul 21, 08:47pm

  Shit, man, I've been anon all my life.

• 
  Chris Okum

  Jul 21, 10:28pm

  You don't live in the future, Mathew.

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  Gary Hardaway

  Jul 22, 02:37am

  Fuck that. I want my fame. All day, every week, the whole damn year.

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  Matthew Robinson

  Jul 22, 03:58am

  so you're predicting an increase in the popularity of glory holes?

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  Chris Okum

  Jul 22, 04:53am

  I don't think glory holes can get much more popular, at least not in my household.

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  Matthew Robinson

  Jul 23, 07:58pm

  Ha, there should be one of those remodel reality shows where they just add glory holes to houses.
  Host: "You will really get good usage from this glory hole in this spot."
  Homeowner (overwhelmed with joy): "OMG [actually saying it like that] are you seriousssss?!"

  :D O

• 
  Sally Houtman

  Jul 23, 08:27pm

  Matthew, I think you're onto something there.

  (It'd be the *only* house renovation show that hasn't yet been made.)

  You could call the show "Houses of the Hole-y"

  If you pitch the idea, I'm in!

• Samuel Derrick Rosen

  Jul 23, 09:37pm

  How would glory holes work if the receiver was female?

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  Sally Houtman

  Jul 23, 09:54pm

  Just *another* example of how women miss out, eh? It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.

  Sigh.

  :)

• Samuel Derrick Rosen

  Jul 24, 04:39am

  How can we have a gender-equal society if there are no female glory holes? We should start a Twatter campaign.

  Now where is my login details for Mumsnet, I seem to have mislaid them.

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  Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

  Aug 03, 10:14pm

  Warhol actually said, "The the future, everyone will be WORLD-famous for 15 minutes." Americans don't believe in the (rest of) the world, so, that part got dropped. Unintentionally, or not. IMHO.

  "Whatever! That's too long. Cut the syllable that prevents it from being good copy!"

  Or: "My meme-sense is overloaded! I got to chop it down to sub-haiku levels of attentions span. Ahhh ... *that's* better!"

  Or: "Those lefty-,commie-types *would* want to hear about the rest of the World! Better chop it out, just to be safe ... otherwise, we could have a goddamned *insurrection* on our hands!"

  Whatever.

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