I'm the author of three novels: Moist (Grove Press), Delicious (Atlantic Monthly Press), and most recently, Salty (Grove Press), which was a Book Sense Notable Book.
I'm also a screenwriter whose feature film credits include Playing God and the award-winning Brazilian film A Partilha. I'm Visting Assistant Professor at UC Riverside's Palm Desert MFA in Writing program. I like pistachio gelato.
I was wondering about that myself. But hey, it's always good to be reborn every so often, keeps it fresh.
Loved the haikus! Funny as hell.
You were born this summer? Then who was my mentor earlier this year?