Alexander, Macedonian Boy-King,
having arrived at conquered Corinth, said:
"I would like to meet that famous madman
this land of wisdom-loving fools has bred."
They met him in the market at high noon
lying in a barrel, dirty and bare.
The Boy-King said: "Stray dog! What is your wish?"
and the philosopher spoke in despair:
"You do me honor, sire!
I do indeed have but one.
Kindly step to the left.
You are blocking my sun."
In awe at the wisdom
this vegabond possessed,
To Aristotle, his tutor,
he thus boldly confessed:
"If I could be
anyone but me
I'd rather be
Diogenes--
Never to tire
of lust or desire,
fearing neither hellfire
nor the seas."