Skull and Bones

by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

                   “Okay, so I'm lying naked in this coffin with my big dick out,” George W. Bush says.
                   “And you're all naked, and you've all pissed on me . . . ”
                   “And now you want me to jerk off and talk about my sex life . . . ?”
                   “Yes, just tell us about every woman you've ever had!”
                   “Why . . . ?”
                   “Well, we want to lock in the energies so your loyalty's insured past the subconscious level and no women ever break the circle!”

                                                             THE END