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'Shit-Stained Underwear' by Dick Cheney & the Fucking Losers


by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III



     "But Casey, it's the #1 single in America!"
     "I'm not playing it on my show."
     "You have to ... you have to ... "
     "We run a family show, here — Christ! We play Juice Newton. We play Christopher Cross."
     "But Casey ... "
     "Nope. I refuse to do it."

     Years later, he wrote in his diary, even when I was dealing with that Negativland thing and send them a copy of Norman Peale's The Power of Positive Thinking, it seemed such a small matter compared to what I had been through ... these people were trying to take over America! I knew I had to put my foot down ...

                                                            The End


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[1] True fact! See Negativland's book, Fair Use: The Story of the Letter U and the Numeral 2 (1992), wherever finer paperbacks are sold: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/387495.Fair_Use_?from_search=true&from_srp=zX8h1bZjqF&qid=1 - ed.
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