'MY DICK IS SO HARD FOR JESUS!' by Christofascist Jones

by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

               "Now, I'm not no Holocaust Denier . . . I just think it was a little bump in the road!  Like Reagan said about Watergate . . . 'Mistakes were made,' and all.  Well, shoot . . . Problem is, nowadays, fascism's got a bad name.  Suborning your will to the might of the State's got a bad name . . . well, that's why I'm an enemy of Big Government.
               "It all adds up.
               "You know."
               "Now, let us pray . . . "

                                                             THE END

"Our Father, who aren't in Heaven . . . "ahh, screw it.  What's on ESPN?