Ego with Toupée
by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
"I think Myspace is a great place to tell my constituency what my formal plans for policy are in, uh, the future . . . of . . . I mean, (chuckles) who really cares about the price of Tea futures in China? I mean (warming to it) . . . isn't that what America's about — freedom of choice? Devo said it best, yes that's right, Devo, them boys from Dayton . . . I just hate them niggers, that's all."
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Author's Note
Sample #1 (of 3) from my "Flash Fiction for the Age of Trump" Kindle offering, so as to whet your appetite for the whole goddamn thing ... You won't regret it!
Other stories by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
- My Name is Smegma Jones, and I'm a Pussy: A Memoir
- This Story is Terrible, and I Only Wrote It to Annoy You People
- Family Emergency
- How to Have a Fulfilling Sexual Relationship with Your Own Parents (Part Two)
- This Isn't a Title, But I'm Fingering Your Mother, While You're Sitting at the Computer, Reading This.
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