Ego with Toupée

by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

               "I think Myspace is a great place to tell my constituency what my formal plans for policy are in, uh, the future . . . of . . . I mean, (chuckles) who really cares about the price of Tea futures in China? I mean (warming to it) . . . isn't that what America's about — freedom of choice? Devo said it best, yes that's right, Devo, them boys from Dayton . . . I just hate them niggers, that's all."

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