Wisdom the Hard Way
Loaded on acid, Billy blatzed into a 7-11, holding his dick like he hoped the store guy would think the thing was an Uzi.
The guy laughed and pulled out a .38 Special and the cops carted Billy to jail.
Sadder but wiser, Billy decided he'd stick with the beer, assuming he ever made bail.
The guy laughed and pulled out a .38 Special and the cops carted Billy to jail.
Sadder but wiser, Billy decided he'd stick with the beer, assuming he ever made bail.
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Funny (but don't know if anyone ever said, "Here, hold my acid," and then went and did something like this).
I can picture this stoned-out freak bounding into a 7/11. Your careful, quick words puts the reader in the scene with a well-defined character. I can't help but hope he makes bail.