Wisdom the Hard Way
by Robert Crisman
Loaded on acid, Billy blatzed into a 7-11, holding his dick like he hoped the store guy would think the thing was an Uzi.
The guy laughed and pulled out a .38 Special and the cops carted Billy to jail.
Sadder but wiser, Billy decided he'd stick with the beer, assuming he ever made bail.
Funny (but don't know if anyone ever said, "Here, hold my acid," and then went and did something like this).
I can picture this stoned-out freak bounding into a 7/11. Your careful, quick words puts the reader in the scene with a well-defined character. I can't help but hope he makes bail.