Good LAWD does that look like Malarky!

Tough shit if it looks like shit I heard that voice say as I reviewed my blog...
How ya gonna fix it, stop and see every time ya write a line?
 Well FUCK YOU anyway!
  That's what my A.D.D. said - WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT?! - as it perched upon one shoulder, overlooking and critiquing  every word I fixed or tried to with that s.o.b. "spellchecker."
  Yeah...
  Malarky.
  A nice word for S-H-I-T.
  Some day I'll get that damned thing readable.
  Until then I guess you'll just have to figure it out for yourself. Yeah, until then, I'll smoke cigar-ettes and drink my cold beer!
  Until then I'll drink and blog and bad mouth on Facebook and Youtube until one or the other bans me for a few days for being insubordinate!
  Until then I'll thumb through my manuscripts and figure out what trash I'll throw up here or throw up on!
   Until then I'll make some friends and have a bitch session and get over whatever the hell is trying to fester into a boil on the "ass of life!"
    Maybe tomorrow will offer a new avenue.
    A One-way!
    When my ship comes in I'll probably be at the airport!
    NO!
    I'm having a real shitty day!