by Hugh Barlow
Elementary
I, an Afghan Wars veteran.
He, a Baker Street orphan,
Was in need of a sturdy safe haven.
I, a disabled doctor,
Gave him a home and a proctor.
Without me, the lad come a cropper.
He, an irregular chap,
Was known for his hat with a flap,
Had fleet feet and a very strong back.
He turned our adventures about,
As I took him along on my route,
And made me to look like a lout.
He cast me as his secretary.
He simply was my functionary.
His stories were premonitory.
Tobacco, not alone in his pipe.
Morphine and cocaine were his vice.
His downfall; a bout on the heights.
To him, a fault was a virtue.
To instill in him ethics anew,
Was an endeavor I tried to pursue.
With his statements find fault,
Take his prattle with salt.
Take the cellar withal.
He was bright, but deceptive.
I was true and perceptive.
I was ever the better detective.
Elementary, my dear chap:
He distorted the facts.
It was I in the lead, not the sap.
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It's elementary, my dear.
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Seems like taking on a tricky project. Heavy subject in contrasting light verse effective.