THE BOOK YOU'LL NEVER READ
CONTENTS
- This Is Not A Test
- In The Event Of A Nuclear Attack, This Message Will Be Followed By A Message From Your Local Civilian Defense Authority
- Fuck, The Radio Doesn't Work
- Trouble Shooting Radios
- The Top 40 Isn't What It Used To Be
- This Is A Long Distance Dedication To A Deaf Woman
- There Has Never Been More To Hear
- There Has Never Been More To Here
- Here Is Where The Heart Is — If It Is Somewhere Else You Are Dead
- What Is It You Are Trying To Say?
- The Apocalypse Will Be Twittered
- Standing In The Shadow of the Mushroom Cloud, Face Melting
- Post-Attack Mr. Potato Head Triage
- In The Event Of A Nuclear Blast, Keep Your Mouth Open
- Break Open The Glass Case And Remove The New Girlfriend
- Use Your Elbows
- There Will Be A Limited Supply of The New Girlfriend — Use Sparingly
- On The Use of Found Hearts
- This Is Your Emergency Broadcast Authority
- This Is Not A Test (Redux)
Excellent
Excellent.
v cool.
Thanks for all your comments, I very much appreciate them.
Great stuff, especially #9.