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by Barry Basden

Florida is moving faster from battleground To Blue
while Oklahoma posts signs that shame pregnant 
women considering abortion. A very light shade 
of pink, almost white.

Breaking Bad makes so much sense when you see 
Bryan Cranston in Malcolm in the Middle. Do you 
know what would be really smart? Beautiful scarves 
and 70 cookies!

What to do in Trump's America: 
It's sort of a shaggy dog story but you'll 
soon enough see the point. By 2045 YouTube 
will be the only channel.

What's on btw? Sing, man, sing—we came 
here for a song!  and I burst out into the old 
Toys R Us jingle: "I don't wanna grow up, 
I'm a Toys R Us kid..."

section break Apologies to the Nobel winner for messing with his title