Discussion → Another question about guidelines
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Does "We reject all submissions containing sparkly vampires involved in sexual affairs with human girls 1/10th their age. And Justin Bieber." mean that you don't want my homoerotic Twilight/Justin Bieber cross-over fanfic?
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While the journal can't use this, please send it to our personal email. Also, if you've sketched any illustrations, we'd like to see those.
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Homoerotic Twilight/Justin Bieber cross-over fanfic is good as long as it is literary, or tries to be?
They had Bieber in CSI, why not in Twilight or Campire Diaries. He'd fit right in there!
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I could rewrite this piece with Justin Bieber as a sparkly 200 yo vampire if that would be more acceptable to the editors, but I was under the impression Unicorn Bacon only publishes fiction. Please advise.
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We soften the sting of our rejections by rebranding them as acceptances with terms. We make the terms impossible.
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The current issue is in the style of a 12 year old girl focused on unicorns, cute boys, and menstruation.
Warning: We reject all submissions containing sparkly vampires involved in sexual affairs with human girls 1/10th their age. And Justin Bieber.
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