Forum / New story from Frankie Sachs at REVOLUTION JOHN

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    Henry Standing Bear
    May 29, 03:28pm

    http://revolutionjohnmagazine.wordpress.com/2014/05/29/how-to-make-your-own-god-from-common-household-items-by-frankie-sachs/

    Thanks for reading, folks.

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    whatwouldbukowskido
    May 29, 05:34pm

    Totally believable instructions.

    I'm tempted to follow them.

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    David Ackley
    May 29, 07:19pm

    Good one Frankie ( and Sheldon.) Any instructions for the God of Publishing?

  • Frankie Saxx
    May 29, 08:46pm

    Sheldon. :)

    @Crime Dawg: You should!

    @David:

    A God of Publishing should be cut from heavy linen or supple leather and its features embossed before assembly. Pamphlet stitch is most common, though Coptic stitch can be used to good effect. The inside may be filled with a selection of rejection letters, remaindered books, and royalty statements, the balance of which will affect the temperament of your god. All paper should be finely shredded for ease of insertion. I recommend crafting tiny glasses for your God of Publishing as they are prone to myopia. A paperclip can be used to shape tiny wire frames.

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    Sally Houtman
    May 30, 02:51am

    Great instructions. Soon everyone will have their own God. Then they can go to war!

    Really enjoyed that, Frankie.

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    David Ackley
    May 30, 03:01am

    Thank you, Frankie. It's under construction. I might recommend adding a set of sharp pins to be inserted at strategic points when disciples misbehave.

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    Sam Rasnake
    May 30, 03:04am

    Fresh piece, Frankie. Great to read this.

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