I can't believe it!
http://fictionaut.com/stories/crabby-mcgrouchpants/brown-paper-bag
My God, man!
That story *did* change my life.
And now...as a feature film...will have the power to change the course of civilization as we know it.
Who have you got in mind to cast in the lead role, that of the paper bag?
Paramount called me too! They want to do my latest grocery list. Odd that they want to film it in Nigeria. Do they even have grocery stores in Nigeria? And is it normal for the producers to ask you for your credit card number?
SALLY: John Goodman. Fincher's interested in directing, though Soderbergh says he may come out of retirement, to do it -- it's THAT "tempting"!
JAMES: Probably not. To either.
You're talented. Now, get the fuck over it.
How's it coming, Crabby?