Forum / CARSON BAKER CANNOT READ YOUR MIND

• 
  Gloria Garfunkel

  Mar 31, 03:38pm

  HE DOESN'T READ THE FORUM. HE DOESN'T READ YOUR STORIES. The only way he knows something is technically wrong is if you email him. He is a member. He is polite and efficient if you tell him the problem. If you just ramble on about it on the Forum, he doesn't have a clue. Don't ask me why this is. This is the Planet of Fictionaut.

• Frankie Saxx

  Mar 31, 04:12pm

  YES HE CAN. HE'S JUST PRETENDING.

• 
  Gloria Garfunkel

  Mar 31, 05:11pm

  Well, he could choose to read the forum if he really cared and Jurgen could too but I'm not going there.

• 
  Garth Erickson

  Mar 31, 06:56pm

  And a strange planet it is :]

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  Gloria Garfunkel

  Mar 31, 09:15pm

  And so we go round and round on the forum complaining about technical issues that no one technical is reading and it's just endless complaints when all we need is one tech guy for one hour to fix the damn thing. Welcome to Fictionaut.

• 
  Dolemite

  Mar 31, 09:43pm

  "we" = you

• 
  Sally Houtman

  Mar 31, 10:20pm

  Well I've heard that...

  not only CAN Carson Baker read our minds, but he can scale walls, split an atom in the back seat of a speeding sedan, perform tambourine solos in the shower, cook a 30-minute meal in 15 minutes, and defy the lows of gravity...

• 
  Sally Houtman

  Mar 31, 10:21pm

  ...all at the same time.

• 
  Matthew Robinson

  Mar 31, 10:30pm

  I hear he can fry one hell of an egg... WITH HIS MIND.

• 
  Dolemite

  Mar 31, 10:34pm

  I just used my little-dinky cast-iron frying pan (tiniest in a set of three Lodges) for the first time.

  Worked good.

  (when I turned zee aig ovuh...

  there was Carson's face!)

• 
  Sally Houtman

  Mar 31, 10:34pm

  Oops - that's "laws" of gravity above.

  (Carson Baker would NEVER make such a careless mistake!)

• 
  Sally Houtman

  Mar 31, 10:36pm

  Hey, that's funny. I just saw Carson Baker's face in a plate of French toast.

  I'm selling it on e-bay.

• 
  Dolemite

  Mar 31, 10:36pm

  He's everywhere! He's everywhere!

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  Sally Houtman

  Mar 31, 10:38pm

  Well, yeah.

  That's why he's not here.

  Duh.

• Frankie Saxx

  Mar 31, 10:42pm

  And he knows what you're thinking. O.O

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  Sally Houtman

  Mar 31, 10:43pm

  did i mention he can fly

• 
  Dolemite

  Mar 31, 10:45pm

  all
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  of these technical is-hues have been addressed/posted/pasted/forum-ded in the past.

  It ain't gonna change.

  It is not important.

• Frankie Saxx

  Mar 31, 10:52pm

  I'm still stuck on the mind reading bit.

  You know what that means?

  It means Carson Baker knows all about that fantasy I have about Chris Okum and a vat of Cheez Whiz. In all its construction cone orange glory.

  I am so embarrassed.

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