Rejected Titles for Beyoncé’s New Album...
Rejected Titles for Beyoncé's New Album, Inspired by Today® Contraceptive Sponge FAQs and the “Bubblestand” Episode of SpongeBob SquarePants
Nulliparous
Pelvic Woo
Natural Vaginal Tissue
Bubble-Wand
Bring-It-Around-Town
Ribbon Loop
Sperm Matrix
Sudsy
Repeated Intercourse
Lessons for Beginners
Semi-Squatting Position
…A Dozen or More Daily Partners
Dipped and Ready to Go
Technique, Technique, Technique, Technique, TECHNIQUE!
Dimple Side Up
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Author's Note
This appeared at Yankee Pot Roast a while back...
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Pelvic Woo and Dimple Side Up are my favorites. Loved this.
I am still laughing. Lots "o" fun here! Thanks!
Y'know, you never DO see Beyonce and Spongebob Squarepants in a room at the same time...
You had me at "repeated intercourse."
pelvic woo... i'd like to see the song titles on that one!
"semi squatting position" - that is good.
I saw her at the VMA's and thought-
skinny, bald vulva