Re: “oo===D---o-}-<,” Fiction Submission

by Turtleneck Tucker

Mr. Tucker:

Though we welcome and consider all unsolicited submissions of fiction and poetry, “oo===D---o-}-<” is not "fiction," or poetry, only a conglomeration of symbols showing no sign that its author is capable of conducting rational thought. It is not right for any publication. Burn it.  

Very sincerely, 

David Remnick