How Bruce Became a Lover of Key Lime Pie

by Jim Harrington

He consumed the key lime pie, while wearing a lime-green sports bra, the result of a lost bet with his bud, Paul. The brunette in the corner booth winked. Bruce mouthed a "help me." She nodded toward the rain. He pointed at the bra and mouthed, "umbrella." They left before Paul returned from the restroom. (55 words)