WHOOP! WHOOP!
imagine some flashing lights here
-Oh fuck. The drama alert.
-Why? What's going on?
-Who the fuck knows. It's the internet. It's a machine for turning human interaction into drama and LOLcats.
-And weird porn.
-Yeah, that too.
-Shall we make popcorn and watch?
-No. It's a rerun.
-Then what do you want to do tonight, Brain?
-Try and take over the world!!!
-...
-Weird porn?
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