Forum / Greta Gerwig denies sucking a donkey dick on MTV!

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Jul 19, 01:51am

    "It wasn't ME ... !!! It was —

    "Uhhhhhh ... Actually, I came up with a *GOOD* ANSWER!!!

    "You *believe* me, too!!!"

    (she SMILES)

    [cameras FLASH at the Cannes™ awards, where she headed up the JURY that gave the TOP *PRIZE*, the Palme d'OR, to Sean ("Sleazebucket!") Baker's Dan SAVAGE-biography, 'Cocksucking FAGGOT: The *MOVIE*' — Rated 'R': "No-one under 17 admitted without FAGGOT! or *ADULT* GUARDIAN ... !!!]

    THE END

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    "Leroy, what are you WATCHING in there ... ??" (she comes out from the KITCHEN, drying her hands on a DISHTOWEL)
    "Uhh ... Geez, Mabel, I don't know!!! It was supposed to be a TRUMP rally, but I guess he got *shot* — "
    "Maybe they won't MISS next time, eh, Leroy ... ??" (she hands up the DISHTOWEL, prissy-as-you-PLEASE)
    "Naw, Mabel, you know it ain't LIKE that ... He just walked into a *SKEET-shooting* tourney by ACCIDENT, is all!!! They just pre-EMPTED it for this *bitch* ... !!!" (he GESTURES with the REMOTE *CONTROL* towards the TV, WEARY with the *WEIGHT* of it in his HANDS ... )
    "Yeah, I guess so Leroy. But don't you think we should vote for BUSH ... ??"
    "You mean MCCAIN ... ??"
    "Nixon ... ??"
    "Reagan ... ??"
    "WHAT ... ??"

    THE *END* —

    (pt. 2)

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