"I wish I was dead, like David Fuckhead Wallace™ — swinging from a rafter, my pants full of shit and piss ... some *dumb* suicide note left behind, saying 'I'm worthless,' or something ...
"Yeah — those'd be the days!!!
"BITCH!!!"
THE END
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Coming Up NEXT Week:
"The Noah and Greta Show!"
"A Very Special Episode!!!" Noah tries drugs ... and discovers he *likes* it!!!
"Noah! Don't do crack — it's a *ghetto* drug!"[*]
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[*] Joke stolen from 'Bob Roberts' [1992], a film by Tim ROBBINS — you know what?? FUCK *YOUUUUUUUU*
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