Forum / "The Noah and Greta Show, Pt. III"

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Aug 30, 11:47pm

    "Noah?" (shouting UP:)
    (no reply from the ATTIC)
    "Noah ... I *know* you're UP there!!!"
    (still SILENCE)
    "You know, you're going to have to COME *DOWN* at some point!!!"
    "They didn't like my movie!!!"
    "What??"
    "They didn't like my 'White Noise' movie!!!"
    (she ROLLS her EYES)
    "They didn't like my 'White Noise' movie ... I should have listened to *you*!!!"
    (you should have picked up that LUCKY CHARM™, is what she THINKS, but she says:) "It's okay, Noah ... It's okay. It'll be okay. Besides, I *told* you ... " (arms OUT, SUPPLICANT:) "I would have bared my BREASTS for your movie, but you didn't LISTEN!!!"
    (silence.)
    "No-*ahhh*??"
    "Everybody's SEEN 'em, Greta ...
    "Everybody's SEEN 'em!!!"

    THE END

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    COMING UP *NEXT*:

    "Siskel & Ebert are AT THE *MOVIES* ...

    "With ... "

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