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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Mar 22, 09:27pm

    "Mabel!!!"
    "What is it Leroy ... ??"
    "It's one of those SHOWS again — "
    "Well I thought I told you — " (striding out of the KITCHEN) " — take some Bayer™ Aspirin when that happens??"
    "When it starts talking to me, and telling me the future??"
    (waves spatula at him, encouragingly:) "BINGO!"

    THE END

    Announcer: "Bayer™ Aspirin — for when you think the TV is telling you the future!!!"

    PAID for: By the Church of Latter-Day Saints™!!!

    "Boy, this sure is confusin' — "

    — end. —

    ;)

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