Forum / "Dick Cheney! On MTV."

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Feb 08, 08:31am

    "Hi, I'm Dick CHENEY and --

    (almost trips over microphone cord)

    (crowd GUFFAWS)

    (he pauses -- does one of those, "did I just DO that?" looks on his face, with a GRIN, and -- )

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    "Mabel!!!"
    "Leroy, turn that SHIT off!!!"
    "But he's about to eat the DOGSHIT!!!"
    "Oh, alright ... "

    THE END

    (sounds of soapy-MOPPING UP are heard, then -- )

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