Forum / "Leroy."

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Oct 03, 04:41am

    "I'm not going to no Costco™, to get no jars of pickles, or whatever-it-was ... What was it, *last* month you went gaga over that Foo-Foo Chow Mein Ramen™ noodles, and we had to eat THAT morning, noon, and night ... And you know what the doctor said about me lifting anything heavy ... I know, but those pickles are in *jars*! I think the only pickle I need around here is *yours*, and I get enough of that ALREADY— ... oh, you think that's FUNNY, do you?? Sometimes I wonder about you, Leroy, if your mother dropped you on your head when you were a child. If I didn't get me a *poor BARGAIN*, as a *husband* ... kinda like those *pickles*!!!"

    THE END

    #costco

    #DOWNHOMEfolk

    #fuckYOU

    ;)

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