" ... a HOLE!!!"
"Remember that hit, and others?? Well, we've got it on K-Tel's 'Best OF' compilation, on 8-track, or cassette, or long-playing recor—"
"Vern??"
"Whut?"
"Do we need to hear 'There's a Hole in the Bucket' ... "
"I love that song!!!"
"Alright — " (reaching for CHECKBOOK) " — I'll write one out for $189.99!!!"
"Yippee!!!"
" ... in just three simple payments, or nine quarts of blood — "
THE END
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