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    "Joyce, really, though, really ... "
    (after the LAUGHTER dies down ... )
    "Did you ever ... think of writing an 'oater'?"
    (we're at it again -- the audience ERUPTS in laughter, and JOYCE CAROL OATES let's her bangs bob down in front of her FACE: " 'tis true, 'tis true ... " kind of LOOK)
    "Well, I've TRIED ... " (she says after a moment — and the audience erupts again, she places a LOCK of hair behind an EAR) " ... but you know what they say." (she takes a sip from her DIET SODA -- a DIET COKE™, in fact)
    "No, what do they say ... ??"
    (the audience TITTERS but doesn't ERUPT — to they've SPENT it, already)
    "Oh, you know -- " (she waves her HAND) " ... what is they say?? Oh, you know, like when Lester Bangs asked Lou REED: 'Why don't you write something like, "Sugar, Sugar?"' and he goes —'Aw, man, I wish I could'!

    "I wish I *could* ... "

    THE END
    (of Joyce Carol OATES!!!)
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    See 'Blonde' -- playing in theaters now!!! (Or just Netflix — 'scuse *ME* ... ahem.). Based on the novel by Joyce Carol Oates — all in good fun, here at Pagamatic™. ;)

    Hope 'NC-17' movies don't scare ya!!! Here's some other good 'NC-17' movies:

    'The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover'
    'Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer'
    'Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!'
    'Frankenhooker'

    and on the list goes.

    Films by director Andrew Dominik:

    'The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford'
    'Killing Them Softly'

    Etc.

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