And ready to FUCK!!!
"Please bring on the groupies!" one of them says, in SPANISH -- "Back during our early Christian days, balling nubile females was strictly VERBOTEN" (he says, fluently and FLUIDLY, in *SPANISH*) " ... but NOW -- "
He wiggles his eyebrows -- he gets a HARDON, cue *COMMERCIAL* --
CUE *COMMERCIAL* --
"FOR *GOD'S* SAKE, SOMEONE *<I>SAVE</I>* US -- "
Stay TUNED!
(Same BATâ„¢ CHANNEL, SAAAAME *BATâ„¢* TI-- )
[CLICK!]
"Mabel! We got any of that MRS. *BUTTERWORTH*??"
(suspicious, from the KITCHEN:) "Why?"
(he SHRUGS, but she can't HEAR him:)
"I said, why, JOHNSTON??"
(he WAVES his *HAND* at her, but SHE CAN'T *HEAR* THAT *EITHER*)
(she comes out of the KITCHEN, and *FINDS*:)
"Oh, MY *LORD*!!!"
[CUE COMMERICAL]
[FOR *REAL*, THIS TIME]
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