"Hi, I'm a Conservative, I just can't -- " (starts laughing; can't stop, wipes NOSE)
"I just can't -- "
(composes himself)
"I, uh -- "
THE END
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But wait, there's MORE!!!
Please see, his "non-adventures" in
"Unpublished Mike" -- the story of a guy, standing there, staring at you!!!
(roll eyes EMOTICON:)
http://fictionaut.com/stories/smiley-mcgrouchpants-jr/unpublished-mike