"A funny, caustic tale of a slacker's dejected resistance to mainstream success.https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/smiley-mcgrouchpants/crouching-schuyler-hidden-dragon/
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B8THP267
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https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61921151-crouching-schuyler-hidden-dragon