Forum / "Uncool Rick."

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    "Hi, I'm uncool Rick. I can't get any chicks. I can't get anything. I'm standing in line in a bank. I got my tongue up this chick's ass. No, I ain't, I ain't in no bank, I ain't got no chicks. I ain't Andrew Dice Clay. I look like a caveman -- fat, slow, and unlovable. Untested. You know what I mean. So I'm in college. I gotta do my thesis. I say, 'I want to do it on Irish pubs!' They say, 'Where's the material?' I say, 'What material? I just want to write it!' So they threw me out. I guess the point of college is, who even cares, why even do it."

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