Forum / "Didja ever eat dogshit?"

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Apr 09, 04:52pm

    "Huh?"

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    Chris Okum
    Apr 09, 08:16pm

    Yes, I have eaten dogshit, but only accidentally. I was waiting in line at Pink's for a chili dog and my dog, Beau, had to go. So we got out of line, walked down the street, and after he pooped we got back in line. I was two bites into my chili dog when I noticed a funny smell coming from my fingers, and a very bitter taste in my mouth. Turns out I had poop under my fingernails. Very unpleasant. I did not finish my chili dog. I left and washed my hands at a Starbucks. Then I took my Beau to the record store. I bought Springsteen's "Human Touch" because my friend recommended it. Jesus Christ. I don't know which was worse, the dogshit in my mouth or the Springsteen in my ears. The next time I talked to my friend I asked him what he was thinking with the recommendation. My friend said, "I don't know what you're talking about. I hate Springsteen. I would never recommend him to anyone." But someone said I should get it. And I only have one friend.

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