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"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!" he says. "Or their fucking planes!"
I missed my flight because my horse pulled up lame.
Ha!
I've renamed my Kindle collection, with pieces first featured here:
"Flash Fiction for the Age of Trump: Revolution at the Airport"
(It's also where I introduce the "Forrest Trump" meme. Rub it in!)
"Forest Trump." Good one!
Yeah, ya know!