I STILL can't believe it!
http://fictionaut.com/stories/crabby-mcgrouchpants/brown-paper-bag
UPDATE: It was, apparently, just a 24-hr. "option" they paid him $200.00 for. I heard he spent it on lunch.
You're talented. Now, get the fuck over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcs8d4OlJl4&feature=related