published in the spring and fall of each year. All rights revert back to author. Knock our socks off!"
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Dear Dillweed Poetry Journal,
1. Your journal is a *semi-annual* publication, what with "semi-annual" conveying (to anyone, that is, with a basic education and simple grasp of the English language) strong overtones of LESS THAN ONE YEAR (which allows for your vaunted two issues). A bi-annual journal, on the other hand, would appear ONCE EVERY TWO YEARS!!
Let's break it down, shall we?
Semi-annual = once every six months (excellent)
Annual = once a year (good)
Bi-annual = once every two years (BAD!)
2. "revert back" (*sigh*)is a rather obvious redundancy, wouldn't you say? (Esp. as nothing can "revert forward"!)
3. I have no interest in your socks.
3. Please consider my poems for publication in Dillweed Poetry Journal.
Thanks for your time,
Antagonistes Spalatos
2.2.2012
They musta meant bienniel. Dillweed being bienniel. That would explain it.
Ha! I've run across some ungrammatical (and downright hilarious, in a bad way) submission standards and explanations. I don't submit my work when my first year students can write better sentences than the "editor." My feeling is if he or she doesn't care enough to get the little things right, what might be mangled when "editing" my work for publication?
If we're talking about Camera Obscura Journal.... Oh, sorry... now they'll know you're talking trash about them. Dang, sorry.
Hope they have a sense of humor.
But he didn't show us this part, James: "Contributors include established, as well as, emerging writers and photographers..." Why is as well as being punctuated as an appositive? Why?
"Excessive punctuation is the vestigial remains of, or, more properly, the inarguable, certain evidence of, the idea that humans are descended of carnivorous apes."
Chuck Darwin
You made me spit on my keyboard. Dude!
P.S. Consider the clam, taxonomic class Bivalvia...
(pity the semi-valve!)