I'm a writer who doesn't get to write as often as he would like because he has to stay financially afloat as a freelance book editor after being laid off recently from my job as a newspaper editor. Also, because the previous sentence is too ungainly and needs an editor.
Mostly for my ego.
Stephen King is the greatest ever.
No one has written on Jim Thomsen's wall.
No one has written on Jim Thomsen's wall.