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Why Mitch McConnell Can't Get It Up: A Tragedy in One Act


by Smiley McGrouchpants



VERSE:          "Nay!"

CHORUS:          "We aren't partisan . . . they are!"

VERSE:          "Nay!"

CHORUS:          "We aren't partisan . . . they are!"


     [REPEAT, W/O VARIANCE OR AMBIVALANCE, AD INFINITUM!]
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