ife in Its Permutations, Vol. 2 of 387
"Yes, I work here!"
↳ "Do you even work here?"
↳ "Do you want it?"
↳ "I, uh . . . "
↳ "We don't have soup ready, but I have some back there (points over his shoulder) and I can heat it up in a microwave for you."
↳ "Yeah! Chips and a drink and a cup of soup, too."
↳ (keep going backwards through the "Honey Mustard's, I don't know, actually kinda sweet — you wanna taste it?" moment to:)
↳ Line . . . line . . . line . . . gosh, this is taking longer than usual!
Whew! I'm glad to get out of the wet, after that long walk . . . too bad that food-card place didn't have as much for as cheap, but ah well, there's always Subway™ . . .
↳ "Thank god! Hey next customer — I can sure relate to you! You ever been fishing at — oh, of course! — blah-blah-blah . . . "