Quentin Took His Little Nub to Market

by Smiley McGrouchpants

       Quentin took his little nub out at the store, and waved it around.
        People freaked out.
       "Get OUT of here!"

                                             THE END

       He ignored them, and started quoting from his movies. 
       "Go the Gay Way . . . How many dicks is that? . . . Let's not start suckin' each others' DICKS just YET!"
       A woman fainted.  The paramedics were called.  Someone called the police.
       He started peeing on the frozen peas display.

                                             THE END?

                                           for Julia Wertz,
                                           fellow wiseass