PSYCHOLOGY? FUCK THAT! by Damn Savage
by Smiley McGrouchpants
Dear Damn Savage:
Every time I get my period, my boyfriend tells me to "turn it off." At first, I thought he was kidding, but now I think he might be one of those "not raised-right men," Tom Waits was talking about, or "half-baked" like the son of the woman in Claire Denis's White Material.
Further, I've remembered that old saying that "girls mature quicker than boys," and now I'm wondering: what if boys just go half-way and stop?
What do you think?
Fort Sumner, MD
Get hard! Shoot wads of jizz!