My Name is Smegma Jones, and I'm a Pussy: A Memoir

...I can take a short train ride, climb a white cliff and see, on a clear day, France.
Someone over there is called Bartholin Gland.
& in France they have medium length trains.

I'd have gotten here sooner had you put (photos) after the title. But then I'd be even more disappointed. I might have known Hairy'd beat me here. (that didn't come out right) The fave is to reward myself for restraint. *

That didn't come out right either.

Totally dig your style and I am totally disappointed that there was no flash fiction!!!!! Fav

Sure as hell would. C'mon now don't tease. Give it to us. We can take it.

Hahaha!

Well, it's a really good title.