My Name is Smegma Jones, and I'm a Pussy: A Memoir
[Yeah — I'll bet you'd like to read that one!]
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Tricked ya!
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...I can take a short train ride, climb a white cliff and see, on a clear day, France.
Someone over there is called Bartholin Gland.
& in France they have medium length trains.
I'd have gotten here sooner had you put (photos) after the title. But then I'd be even more disappointed. I might have known Hairy'd beat me here. (that didn't come out right) The fave is to reward myself for restraint. *
That didn't come out right either.
Totally dig your style and I am totally disappointed that there was no flash fiction!!!!! Fav
Sure as hell would. C'mon now don't tease. Give it to us. We can take it.
Hahaha!